Worst Date Of The Week: The Repulsive Ricer

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    Font - I pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant to meet this guy Kevin for a first date but had to park in a lot down the street because I couldn't find a space.
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    Font - When I approached the entrance I saw what was quite possibly the most offensive parking job I have ever seen in my f*cking life.
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    Font - This ASSHOLE was deliberately taking up TWO spots in order to protect his douchey riced-out Honda civic.
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    Automotive parking light - Truly, this was douchebaggery to the likes of which have never been seen. It was like this- 3rd party ad content
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    Automotive parking light - Also, the cost of the 'mods' on this car most certainly surpassed the actual value of the vehicle itself. Imagine this-
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    Font - When I got inside I saw Kevin arguing with the hostess about getting a table next to the window which was weird because I figured we'd sit at the bar. Finally, she relented and lead us to the specific table of his choice.
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    Font - Kevin then glanced outside and pointed to the douchebag mobile and said, "This is my car so I wanted to sit here so I can keep an eye on it. A lot of haters out there. The hostess said we had to order food if we want to sit at a table so we can just get some guac or something cheap."
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    Font - After chatting for a few minutes Kevin says, "OH! And I just want to say right now, I am still BEST friends with my ex-girlfriend and it you are too insecure to handle that, I'm really sorry, but that's not going to change."
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    Font - After one drink I told him I should go because I was a lightweight and I had to drive. Kevin offered to walk me to my car. car.
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    Font - "So yeah, I actually had to park way over there because someone decided to take up two spots," I said.
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    Font - Kevin let out an obnoxiously deafening chortle. "Well if you put the kind time and money into your car as I do mine you would understand!"
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    Rectangle - Kevin, I hate you.

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