Worst Date Of The Week: The Repulsive Ricer

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Sep 20, 2021 3:00 PM EDT

Bad dates make for fabulously great stories and this story about a car-obsessed asshole is no exception. I think we can all agree that people who deliberately take up multiple parking spaces in order to protect their precious vehicles should definitely not reproduce under any circumstances. ESPECIALLY when it is a douchey riced-out vehicle where the modifications far outweigh the price of the car itself. Now, imagine showing up to a bar and realizing you are on a date with one of these assholes. Yeah, tough break. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share this beautiful trainwreck of a date for your reading pleasures. If you or anyone you know had a bad/funny/cringeworthy date story to share with the universe, please do so riiiiight here. 

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    Font - I pulled into the parking lot of a restaurant to meet this guy Kevin for a first date but had to park in a lot down the street because I couldn't find a space.
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    Font - When I approached the entrance I saw what was quite possibly the most offensive parking job I have ever seen in my f*cking life.
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    Font - This ASSHOLE was deliberately taking up TWO spots in order to protect his douchey riced-out Honda civic.
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    Automotive parking light - Truly, this was douchebaggery to the likes of which have never been seen. It was like this- 3rd party ad content
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    Automotive parking light - Also, the cost of the 'mods' on this car most certainly surpassed the actual value of the vehicle itself. Imagine this-
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    Font - When I got inside I saw Kevin arguing with the hostess about getting a table next to the window which was weird because I figured we'd sit at the bar. Finally, she relented and lead us to the specific table of his choice.
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    Font - Kevin then glanced outside and pointed to the douchebag mobile and said, "This is my car so I wanted to sit here so I can keep an eye on it. A lot of haters out there. The hostess said we had to order food if we want to sit at a table so we can just get some guac or something cheap."
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    Font - After chatting for a few minutes Kevin says, "OH! And I just want to say right now, I am still BEST friends with my ex-girlfriend and it you are too insecure to handle that, I'm really sorry, but that's not going to change."
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    Font - After one drink I told him I should go because I was a lightweight and I had to drive. Kevin offered to walk me to my car. car.
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    Font - "So yeah, I actually had to park way over there because someone decided to take up two spots," I said.
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    Font - Kevin let out an obnoxiously deafening chortle. "Well if you put the kind time and money into your car as I do mine you would understand!"
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    Rectangle - Kevin, I hate you.
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